How to make people shut up
It has taken me many, many years to formulate an answer to this all important question. Are you ready for the answer? Are you sitting down? Do you want to get your mother on the phone? Grab a hold of something solid, ’cause here it comes… The answer is…
You can’t make people shut up. You can’t, you can’t, you can’t. One can argue that death would remedy the non-stop flapping of ones jaw, but in this day and age, death can actually make things worse. Dead people release albums, movies and books, often times they put out more work dead than alive. Add this in with the ever increasing technological advancements of the world and the virus is now airborne and 100% contagious.
People like to talk. They like to hear themselves talk. They don’t even need anyone to be listening to them. They just need to talk as if it were a necessity to sustaining life. If you don’t believe me, get on a airplane or a bus or anywhere the “average joe” might be hanging out.
From the littlest of child to the eldest of adult, everyone must yak until their words are like vomit, spewing out like an erupting volcano, unstoppable, unimaginable, unaware of the damage it causes. Talking justifies, in a small way, your existence, your soul, your individualism.
Empty talking is the gateway to negative reaction and abusive action. People can only hear so much nonsense until their head is filled up and if energy never ends then the universe is filled to the brim with useless blabber. Which will hopefully keep a full scale alien invasion at bay.
We need to find a cure and we need it now, before we all lose the ability to hear.
Egg On,
Ramblin’ Rooster
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