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Real Life Artificial Humans

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I don’t know who the richest person in the world is, but I know who the richest person in the world is going to be. It’s going to be whoever perfects the RLAH, (Real Life Artificial Human). I know I’ll pre-order one.


What could possible be better than a realistic human? Isn’t that the problem with any “doll”, they’re just not human enough? You would think that a person that would turn to a RLAH for companionship, (or maybe even a good time) would be so far removed from humanity that it’s “friend’s” lack of realism would be totally benign. Why you’d almost think that turning to a RLAH would mean that you in fact wanted to get away from all things human, but maybe you’re just lonely.


I think the biggest appeal of RLAH’s is the fact that they’re not actually alive. Isn’t that what we all wish we could get away from, the thing that makes us real? Why would you want to be in a relationship with a person who gets sick, moody, argumentative, sad, defensive and mean when you could just flip a switch and have an instant “best friend”? The other huge bonus is that when it’s time to be all alone, you just flip the switch again. No need for lying, or sneaking off or worrying about hurting “feelings”. You’d be like a true master of something with a submissive servant. Talk about power trip come true! The power! The absolute power! (Insert maniacal laughing here).


The other added bonus would be that if you have a dark side you could fulfill those fantasies as well without risking any jail time. Do you like to beat women? Buy a RLAH! Like to stab people? Buy a RLAH! Want to run someone down in your car? Buy a RLAH! See what I mean? You could do anything you wanted with your RLAH.


I bet it wouldn’t take long for an activist group to rally in the name of RLAH ethical treatment and rights, but still call me when they hit the shelf.


Egg On!

Ramblin’ Rooster


Written by Ramblin' Rooster

January 15, 2009 at 2:28 pm

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