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Boys Would Make For Nasty Girls

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You wouldn’t believe, or perhaps you would, how many times in my life I’ve had, heard or been a part of a conversation that is about, “What I would do if I was a girl”. Granted, most of the “talks” took place in my early teenage years and it’s been many years gone by since it’s been relevant. Nevertheless, I’m sure the next generation and generations to come will take part in what I now prophesize as a passage to manhood.

 

It’s apparent that most boys start off by simply standing naked in front of a mirror, to ogle and drool over them selves, a magazine picture come to life if you will. Some boys take it a step further and might mention squeezing and/or rubbing certain parts of their new found body. Others take it many steps further and visualize hour long sessions of masturbation with everything in their house that’s even remotely phallus shaped. Then there are those who take it too far.

 

For them the subject is more than just a funny or quaint topic budding from sexual curiosity, but rather a deep, secret, fantasy that they have been meticulously toiling over for years. They will speak of their plans in great detail, as if it was a genuine plan for what they hope might be an aspiration they could acquire. It’s more than odd, bordering on creepy. It’s not as if they are a future transvestite case, like they feel trapped inside their body, but rather a dark and mysterious venture of extreme voyeurism.

 

Some guys I knew even said that they would sleep with all their friends. Is that gay? This is kind of a bizarre line in the sand to think about. If a boy was suddenly given female anatomy for, let’s say a week, there’s no doubt that masturbation would be a very common occurrence. But how long could that hold out? Similar to having “just a few beers” humans have overwhelming tendencies to push the envelope and strike out in exploration. At some point, one would naturally assume the thought or desire to “test it out” for real would surface. Then again, if those urges were acted upon, what would be the result between the two friends after things switched back? Weird huh?

 

It’s sad that no one I ever talked to about this ever said anything other than something sexual. No one ever said, “I’d probably go shopping for shoes” or “I’d dress up and do all the make-up and jewelry stuff and go out on the town” or “I’d hold a baby and wish for it to call me mom”. You know? Guys just can’t seem to get past anything that’s not sex. Shocking news, right? So basically every boy would become a huge slut if they became women. Does that mean incarnation is real and all the whores use to be men?

 

And what would a woman do if she was given the male anatomy for a week? My guess is urinating as often and as many places as possible. What could be cooler than peeing standing up?

 

Egg On!

Ramblin’ Rooster

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Written by Ramblin' Rooster

January 24, 2009 at 4:38 am

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  1. That was really deep imagination!

    pochp

    January 24, 2009 at 5:23 am

    • pochp, thanks. I’m not sure it was so much imagination as it was living under power lines as a kid. Thanks for commenting.

      Ramblin' Rooster

      January 25, 2009 at 4:23 am


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