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Chivalry Is A Scam

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It’s been said that chivalry is dead and I for one agree. I don’t think it necessarily was avoidable or a bad thing, but gentlemen sure aren’t what they used to be. I mean have you ever been to a “gentleman’s club”? There’s nothing very gentlemanly going on in there. The world has drastically changed and with it, so has our culture. Women have been entitled to equal rights, are allowed to show their ankles, (or if they’ve just turned twenty-one and are at a bar with a video camera going, their chest) the right to work long hours and enjoy all the other freedoms, to lengthy to list here, equal to a man. So of course women are going to be treated differently.

 

If you saw a woman bending a steel bar or biting off a cap on a beer bottle, you’d be less inclined to help her down as she made her way out of the buggy or carriage. Oh wait, that’s right, we don’t have those things anymore. Well then, you’d be less likely to help her out of your 4×4 Jimmy with a 16” lift. In the same right, if dining with a woman who belches out loud with force, you’d be less likely to stand when she excuses her self to “powder her nose”, especially if she says, “I need to piss”. You see where I’m going with this?

 

The reality of it is evolution has killed chivalry, not the “pigness” or laziness of men. You see some glints of it still today. Its presents isn’t totally gone, but did you know that all of it, every single act, ever committed was a scam?

 

Think about it. Every act of chivalry made it possible for the man to get behind the woman. Why would they want to do this? It is/was to be able to look at your butt of course. It’s a well known, scientific fact, that all men, regardless of sexual orientation, love butts. It doesn’t matter what kind of butt you have, because the man is just looking. He doesn’t care if he likes it or not, he just wants to see it. Hold the door? Look at your butt. Pull your chair out? Look at your butt. Ladies first? Look at your butt. Etc.

 

So now the secret is out and we can all go back to just trying to sneak a peek like the good old days. It’s much more fun and a lot less work and in the end, it’s a well rounded compromise.

 

Have you ever noticed that when a guy wants to “let women know the secret of men” that he’s like the biggest perverts that’s dying for “lady-time”. I can assure you that this is not the case here.

 

Who wants ten girlfriends?

 

Egg On!

Ramblin’ Rooster

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  1. Chivalry is tipping a $10 hooker with Arbys Coupons

    mylesfromnowhere

    February 27, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    • mylesfromnowhere, I know where you come from, funnyville. That’s an excellent comment. I was thinking of saying some smartalecky response, but it’s just so funny, I think I should let it lie.

      Ramblin' Rooster

      February 28, 2009 at 2:59 am

  2. You really nailed this one. Letting women in on the secrets of men is like giving out the password to the Little Rascal’s He Man Womin Haters Club. If they want in, they need to disguise themselves with a fake mustache like every other woman.

    Michael

    February 28, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    • Michael, I always wanted to be a carpenter. You’re so right. I hope you don’t kick me out of the club for letting this one slip out. Girls are icky! Thanks for the laugh.

      Ramblin' Rooster

      March 1, 2009 at 4:06 am


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