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Random Thoughts Volume 3

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I felt like it was time again for another segment of random thoughts. That and the fact that I don’t want to do a full blog tonight is all I needed to let this roll. So without further adieu, I give you Random Thoughts Volume 3.


-People who dream big are often very tired.


-Women who perform or practice fellatio on fruit and vegetables reduce the change of developing scurvy by 358%.


-Misspelling intellectual and genius is the cruelest irony in the world.


-Listening to a clock tick is like hearing your life slowly drain out of your body.


-Somebody has to actually push up daisies?


-The only place where drug testing is applicable is in the medical field and factories that produce snack cakes.


-Everyone is beautiful before they speak.


-There is no dip for computer chips.


-Does anyone ever run with scissors? Is there a cutting emergency that requires running?


-Who sees more people naked, doctors or nudey magazine photographers?


-How come restaurants don’t give there trash to homeless people?


-What is the definitive quality of a sport? Who decides what gets to be and what doesn’t? I think blogging should be a sport.


-Is a joke that’s not funny really just a boring short story?


-Is a gay man is depressed is he no longer gay?


-Everybody loves discontinued, clearance and second hand items for sale, except at the grocery stores.


-Clowns have a very difficult life.


-Women who wear fake mustaches look like women wearing fake mustaches.


Egg On!

Ramblin’ Rooster


Written by Ramblin' Rooster

March 1, 2009 at 4:49 am

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