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Random Thoughts Volume 3

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I felt like it was time again for another segment of random thoughts. That and the fact that I don’t want to do a full blog tonight is all I needed to let this roll. So without further adieu, I give you Random Thoughts Volume 3.

 

-People who dream big are often very tired.

 

-Women who perform or practice fellatio on fruit and vegetables reduce the change of developing scurvy by 358%.

 

-Misspelling intellectual and genius is the cruelest irony in the world.

 

-Listening to a clock tick is like hearing your life slowly drain out of your body.

 

-Somebody has to actually push up daisies?

 

-The only place where drug testing is applicable is in the medical field and factories that produce snack cakes.

 

-Everyone is beautiful before they speak.

 

-There is no dip for computer chips.

 

-Does anyone ever run with scissors? Is there a cutting emergency that requires running?

 

-Who sees more people naked, doctors or nudey magazine photographers?

 

-How come restaurants don’t give there trash to homeless people?

 

-What is the definitive quality of a sport? Who decides what gets to be and what doesn’t? I think blogging should be a sport.

 

-Is a joke that’s not funny really just a boring short story?

 

-Is a gay man is depressed is he no longer gay?

 

-Everybody loves discontinued, clearance and second hand items for sale, except at the grocery stores.

 

-Clowns have a very difficult life.

 

-Women who wear fake mustaches look like women wearing fake mustaches.

 

Egg On!

Ramblin’ Rooster

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Written by Ramblin' Rooster

March 1, 2009 at 4:49 am

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