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Archive for June 25th, 2009

Smell My Macho Follow-Up

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I sent a letter to the Macho Association of America, (M.A.A.) to apply for membership into the Macho club, (something I didn’t know you had to do until today). They require you to write a letter explaining why you should be accepted into their prestigious club. Actually the website said, “So you wanna be one of us, huh? Prove it! Make us think you are macho man enough to be us!”

 

Below is what I sent in. Please tell me what you think.

 

Hey MAA,

 

I wanna be macho, like bad, like real bad. I would be good macho. I would macho all the time. I think I should be macho cuz I hate smart people for five reasons:

 

A. Because they’re smart

B. Because I had a terrible childhood, suffer from low self-esteem and I’ve never made a woman smile in bed and I’m desperate to overcompensate for it

C. Cuz smart people are stupid

D. Cuz I wanna be macho

 

 

I have a really good feeling about my letter. I think it pretty much sums up the entire movement. I’m confident that I nailed it. I’m thinking I could even be made president of the club, but I’m getting way ahead of myself. Let’s just hope for a call.

 

Wish me luck and offer up any criticism you might have.

 

Egg On!

Ramblin’ Rooster

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