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This weekend I went to visit my “career alcoholic” best friend. The thing I love most about hanging out with drunken people is their ability to say, “Yes” to anything you ask them with no hesitation or thought process at all.


Here’s an example, “Hey, can we take your lawn chairs and play basketball with them?” “Uheeesss…” “Is that a yes?” “Uhesssss”.



Game on!





Sadly the game ended in a one to one tie. All the chairs were broken before a winner could be decided.



Egg On!

Ramblin’ Rooster



—Riddle Me Rooster—


The answer to last weeks riddle was “Parked Cars”

The winner is Clott Lion Ogltameins. Please enjoy your prize, which this week is a sack of jelly beans that I found in the garage at my “career alcoholic’s” house.


Tonight’s riddle:


What is the largest ant in the world?


Submit you’re answer as a comment for the chance to win fabulous make-believe prizes and come back next Sunday for the answer. Good luck!


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  1. I love it RR. My kind of photography. As to your riddle, is it the ever popular Gi-ant???


    October 26, 2009 at 8:38 am

  2. That’s the beautiful thing about being a career alcoholic; you can’t find a reason to say no to anything. If it seems like a good idea at the time, then it’s just a good idea. I love invented games!

    I’d say Barty, based solely on his ego. After that fucker climbed the rubber tree plant, that ant tried to have his legs in every piece of the entertainment pie. Remember, he tried to pursue a rap career, but ended up be dangled from a 2ft porch step by Suger, The Praying Mantis?

    Scott Oglesby

    October 31, 2009 at 6:46 am

    • Scott Oglesby, “That’s the beautiful thing about being a career alcoholic” that’s just something you’d think you’d never hear in a life time, (even if it’s out of context).

      Ramblin' Rooster

      November 3, 2009 at 5:17 am

  3. Nice shot, RR. Too bad about the tie, which will keep drunken sports from ever being accepted by the IOC. That and the random rule changes. (“Rule change! Next one who misses the shot glass has to take a shot of Tabasco in their nose! Topless!”)

    I used to be a career alcoholic, but I decided that wasn’t the fast track towards full-blown “Leaving Las Vegas”-style alcoholism. I was kind of unsure which path to stumble down, but the good people at AA talked me right out of a career.

    Their severance package sucks. “All the cheap coffee you can stomach?” The fuck is that?

    Riddle answer: I see FJ and raise him a “Gig-ant.” (I’ll send the missing syllable C.O.D.)

    Capitalist Lion Tamer

    November 2, 2009 at 3:08 am

    • Capitalist Lion Tamer, I’m glad you found help, hope and higher grade coffee. Guess I won’t be seeing you in AA then?

      Ramblin' Rooster

      November 3, 2009 at 5:19 am

  4. Now get the dining room table on the roof and we can have a real party!

    Claire Collins

    November 18, 2009 at 5:35 am

  5. Im thinking you freeze your beak off in the winter

    Claire Collins

    December 6, 2009 at 12:41 am

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