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Helpful hints from my dead grandmother:
You can tell a lot about a man by how much time he spends in the bathroom.
Egg On!
Ramblin’ Rooster
—Riddle Me Rooster—
Tonight’s prize was a million dollars and like all lottery/raffle/prize giveaways we wanted to promise a wonderful reward and secretly rig it to make sure no one could win. While you all thought that “Sour Puss” was the obvious and easy answer, the real answer was in fact, “Cat’s don’t drink lemonade”. So sorry, but please come back next week knowing that the prize will be two million dollars and you have twice as much of chance to not win!
Tonight’s riddle:
What grows down when it grows up?
Submit you’re answer as a comment for the chance to win fabulous make-believe prizes and come back next Sunday for the answer. Good luck!
Sunday's drive up your blog... with Ramblin' Rooster 
Your dead grandmother is right, I think.
Is it a tree??
fundamentaljelly
December 4, 2009 at 8:11 am
fundamentaljelly, whether she’s right or not matters not when she’s dead. I like your answer.
Ramblin' Rooster
December 7, 2009 at 1:20 am
Now I want to know what exactly I can learn from a man by how long he spends in the bathroom.
I mean if he’s in there a really long time just to take a leak, he may have to uncoil it or something. But if he’s in there a really long time to do more than that, he may be a perv playing with my lady stuff.
Claire Collins
December 6, 2009 at 12:59 am
Claire Collins, see how much your learning?
Ramblin' Rooster
December 7, 2009 at 1:26 am
Oh and what grows down as it grows up is either a direct tie in to what your grandmother said or it’s talking about roots.
Claire Collins
December 6, 2009 at 1:00 am
Claire Collins, I like this theme of tree, or in your case roots, which is the base of a tree so I’m slumping it in with the tree theme.
Ramblin' Rooster
December 7, 2009 at 1:27 am
Thanks for slumping me.
Claire Collins
December 10, 2009 at 5:32 am
Claire Collins, my pleasure. I love to slump.
Ramblin' Rooster
December 14, 2009 at 4:14 am
I’m speechless. and that’s rare.
Claire Collins
December 14, 2009 at 4:51 am
Claire Collins, it’s good not to talk while watching.
Ramblin' Rooster
December 14, 2009 at 4:57 am
You can also tell a lot about a man by how many wives he’s buried.
So this week’s answer must be: grandma’s decomposing body.
Capitalist Lion Tamer
December 6, 2009 at 4:20 am
Capitalist Lion Tamer, that’s beautiful.
Ramblin' Rooster
December 7, 2009 at 1:28 am
That’s painting with a wide stroke isn’t it? I mean there are a lot of things a man might be doing in the bathroom.
– Taking a long, luxurious bath with sea salts and scented candles.
– Taking a really long, slow dump.
– Catching up on some reading.
– Trying to remember in what over the counter medicine container I hid my Percocets.
– Trying to rapidly decompose a body with lye.
– Making meth or making homemade hooch.
– Tripping balls off.
– Praying.
– Fasting.
– Eating shellfish and pork, reading the Koran.
– Plotting revenge.
– Hiding from Chuck Norris and his deadly nuts.
– Moisturizing.
– Masturbating.
– Killing two birds with one stone.
– Trying to find the post-it note that I hid to tell me where I hid my Percs.
And that’s not even half of what I do in the bathroom.
Onto the riddle; I’m logging in with FJ, a tree.
Scott Oglesby
December 6, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Scott Oglesby, I wanna party in the bathroom with you! That’s an awesome list! We’ve all learned a lot about you…
Ramblin' Rooster
December 7, 2009 at 1:29 am
I never thought I would say this, but can I come to that party too? I just want to watch.
Claire Collins
December 10, 2009 at 5:34 am
Claire Collins, voyeurism, really? After all the respect I had for you, then you go and prove how awesome you really are!
Ramblin' Rooster
December 14, 2009 at 4:16 am
Thank you, thank you. *takes a bow*
Claire Collins
December 14, 2009 at 4:51 am
Claire Collins, oh wait, was the speechless comment about my love of slumping? Oh well, comment administration is not my strong suit.
Ramblin' Rooster
December 14, 2009 at 4:58 am
I’m double speechless. and still watching too. I have to watch you like a hawk anyway. What kind of bird only comes on Sundays?
SO what is your strong suit?
Claire Collins
December 14, 2009 at 5:33 am
Claire Collins, the kind that has a hard time devoting time to visiting everyday, the bullshit kind, the “make excuses” kind, the kind that rambles… Strong suit? Gosh I have so many… either foot rubs or spontaneous creativity.
Ramblin' Rooster
December 14, 2009 at 5:47 am