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Poetry Emotion

with 6 comments

If I were a man, I’d wear a dress

Plucking all the hairs from my perky breasts

If I were a woman, I’d stand to pee

Drink beer, grab ass, screwing all I see

If I were a man, I’d wear lipstick

Spackling my makeup on six inches thick

If I were a woman, I’d scratch myself

Not caring about where or what it was

If I were a man, I’d knit and sew

Never again letting an argument go

If I were a woman, I’d fight for fun

Lose teeth, blacken eyes, discharging my gun

If I were a man, I’d cry all the time

Bubble bath, candles and a bottle of wine

If I were a woman, I’d snort and spit

Refer to men as either Ho or Bitch

But I am neither a woman nor man

Just a Ramblin’ Rooster not a cackling hen

Egg On!

Ramblin’ Rooster

—Riddle Me Rooster—

The answer to last week’s riddle was “because pepper makes them sneeze”. With no correct answer the winning pool doubles.

Tonight’s riddle:

Why do lions eat raw meats?

Submit you’re answer as a comment for the chance to win fabulous make-believe prizes and come back next Sunday for the answer. Good luck!

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6 Responses

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  1. Ha that’s poetry, egg on!

    Paul Wynn

    January 26, 2010 at 7:03 am

  2. And poetry too!! Nice.

    Riddle: Lions eat raw meats because they’re too lazy to cook.

    fundamentaljelly

    January 26, 2010 at 9:56 am

  3. Damn, I must be all man, because I can identify with more of what you wrote about what you would do if you were a man.

    I don’t let arguments go.
    And I love me a bath.

    I realize that’s not a lot, but I couldn’t identify anything at all from the woman’s side!

    I’m riding on FJ’s back on the riddle. I’ve met a few lions, and they were all pretty lazy.

    Scott Oglesby

    January 30, 2010 at 9:47 am

    • Scott Oglesby, dang it! Maybe I got the lines messed up and all the man lines should be woman lines, but then again who could relate to a woman’s side?

      Ramblin' Rooster

      February 1, 2010 at 4:56 am


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