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For whatever reason, I’ve looked the creature in its mouth.

I’ve seen the cavities that rot the breathe being exhaled in my general direction.

I’ve felt the cold, dead touch; on my inner thigh, along my eye, and in my bellybutton.

No one can rescue the children of humiliation.

Not once has anyone raised a glass to a flag that didn’t wave goodbye.

Forever is an easy promise to break; flawed from the conception from which it was brought forth. Of course I’ll promise forever, it’s not like you could ever hold me to my word.

Play more harmonicas.

Wear more plaid.

Sip more hot beverages.

Smoke more cigarettes and ash in my brandy.

I like your sweaty, smelly, wet and sticky hair on my stomach.

I keep looking down, wandering around, as though I’m actually trying to find something or perhaps remember something…

Was I supposed to write a blog tonight?

Egg On,

Ramblin’ Rooster

-Ramble me Rooster-

The answer to last week’s riddle was, “incorrectly”. No one answered correctly, which only means twice as much winning-explosion next week!

Tonight’s riddle:

Why don’t people spot leopards in Africa?

Submit you’re answer as a comment for the chance to win fabulous make-believe prizes and come back next Sunday for the answer. Good luck!


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  1. Because they’re sneaky.


    February 22, 2010 at 5:12 am

  2. You should stop drinking and write on your blog now.

    As to your riddle: Cuz they’re already spotted.

    Fundamental Jelly

    February 22, 2010 at 1:55 pm

  3. That is some of the most solid advice I’ve ever read without the aid of a translator or hallucinogenics.

    “Play more harmonicas.”

    How can you argue with that? You can’t. Bob Dylan was right. Harmonicas, goddammit!

    Michael’s on to something with his riddle answer. My last safari ended badly after I was pickpocketed by those theiving cheetahs. I also had another run-in with them on this very blog, when they were the answer to a riddle, or at least a major component of it. I believe it involved poker and that I answered off-topic and obtusely.

    Just like now.

    Capitalist Lion Tamer

    February 23, 2010 at 12:36 am

    • Capitalist Lion Tamer, I covet how much you put into everything, and if you’re not exerting “much” then you are solidly talented. Entertainment guaranteed!

      Ramblin' Rooster

      March 1, 2010 at 1:40 am

  4. Man, I love that poetry! Seriously, that was some deep stuff. And who doesn’t love ‘her’ wet, sticky hair on their stomach? I know I do.

    Riddle; because they’ll eat you if you try to paint more spots on them?

    Scott Oglesby

    February 28, 2010 at 9:32 am

    • Scott Oglesby, next round’s on me… literally. I can’t argue with such a sound riddle answer.

      Ramblin' Rooster

      March 1, 2010 at 1:41 am

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