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When It’s Bad

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If you’ve ever been alive, you’ve probably had a bad day, or moment, or thought.
Maybe you drank too much at a Christmas party and set the tree on fire.
Perhaps you stole your mother’s purse for “crack money” only to discover outside your dealer’s house that you mistakenly grabbed her winter purse after she switched to her summer purse.
Possibly you’ve had your “fully exposed” body posted on the internet without your permission.
By chance you’ve been arrested for sexually assaulting a parking meter in downtown Detroit.
No matter what your situation, not matter how hard you think you’ve had it, no matter how low you think you’ve sunk, you don’t know bad until you’re checking the rearview mirror for bodies.
“I don’t remember a speed bump on this road”.

Egg On,

Ramblin’ Rooster

-Ramble me Rooster-

The answer to last week’s riddle was, “3′-8″”. Scott is the winner again for he seemed to be on my level…

Tonight’s riddle:

A=X, W=B, M=Q What does L-O-V-E spell?

Submit you’re answer as a comment for the chance to win fabulous make-believe prizes and come back next Sunday for the answer. Good luck!

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  1. Yeah…sometimes it’s bad…

    Michael

    April 9, 2010 at 1:04 am

  2. Who told you about the internet thing? My lawyers made them remove it.

    L-O-V-E spells trouble.

    Tracy

    April 9, 2010 at 2:11 am

  3. You’re singing my song brother Rooster, welcome to my world. The worst time for me was a couple years ago when I was partying with this nurse in Florida. We were all messed up on vodka, X, crack, meth, the other kind of meth, and model airplane glue. On the way home she hit this homeless guy…like hard. We were only a few miles from home so we just hauled ass. The only problem was, dude was stuck in the windshield.

    After we got home we went to bed. The next morning he was still alive, surprisingly. And he stayed alive for 3 more full days and nights. Looking back I know I should have just killed him with a paper bag and baseball bat right away. Oopsies.

    L-O-V-E spells homeless people just won’t die?

    Scott Oglesby

    April 11, 2010 at 6:51 am

    • Scott Oglesby, live and learn man, live and learn. I bet you never made that mistake again. Damn homeless people; always walking in the road. If the government would pave the entire world, we could solve the homeless problem one Cadillac at a time.

      Ramblin' Rooster

      April 12, 2010 at 12:44 am

  4. I think I am doing pretty good.

    L-O-V-E spells RNVE. Okay, I’ll work on it.

    Fundamental Jelly

    April 11, 2010 at 8:41 pm

  5. Sometimes it’s really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really good.

    Lot’s of times actually.

    Michael

    April 12, 2010 at 3:15 am


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