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I was hanging out with my entrepreneur friend this weekend.
He’s infectious, always talking about this million dollar idea and that million dollar idea; “get rich or die trying”.
His energy and excitement for taking over the world just rubs off on you, like a homeless man brushing up against you on a subway.
It got me to thinking…
I have a million idea that I want to try. It’s called “Traveling at the Speed Light”. Wouldn’t that be fun?
It works like this: Get on an elevator, wait for the doors to close and push the floor that you are currently on, (ex. if you get on the elevator on the 4th floor, push four).
The result, you are instantly there! You just traveled at the speed of light!
That’d be $19.95 please.

Egg On,

Ramblin’ Rooster

-Ramble me Rooster-

The answer to last week’s riddle was exactly, word for word what Fundamental Jelly said, uncanny. Congratulations FJ, you win a gift certificate to your favorite nail salon. Parting gifts of Lee Press-On Nails for all those who turned your fabulous answers, but come on, FJ’s was just too funny.

Tonight’s riddle:

You hear growling, you see me put an uncooked steak in my pants, you see scratching, what’s in there?

Submit you’re answer as a comment for the chance to win fabulous make-believe prizes and come back next Sunday for the answer. Good luck!

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  1. Will you take Rooster dollars? I think you gave me $75 last year…I’ll keep the rest for another one of your idea’s that are expensive.


    May 3, 2010 at 3:21 am

    • Michael, of course I’ll take Rooster dollars and for a limited time, I’ll double the value.

      Ramblin' Rooster

      May 11, 2010 at 3:02 am

  2. I like how you think, RR. In fact, I’m preparing a host of scammy emails using that as the setup.

    Dear RR:

    Am interested in light travel? Speedy and instant with no wait for returns. Send information for starting kit:




    We are looking for investors in lightspeed travel services. Please provide information for hire. Packet will arrive postage due in 7 days or less.

    Do you wish to receive email concerning your incredibly small and under-erect penis?

    ___ Yes


    or –

    Do you see growling cialis cheep Canada pants completely legal steak warmup college girls with breast enlargement true stories of acai berry scratching weight loss extreme 15 pounds lost or 15 inches gained?



    An ill-tempered (and undersized) penis?

    • Capitalist Lion Tamer, you never cease to amaze me with your powerful letters arranged into words forming sentneces. Me like you english. Awesome answer too.

      Ramblin' Rooster

      May 11, 2010 at 3:05 am

  3. I’ve got to quit following CLT in here.

    Rash Beef?

    I already invented the “Instantly there” button. It’s what happens when an 8 year old little girl screams with insane fear that there’s someone in her room. Once we got in there, we found out it was just the legs off the lego table, but still… that table never saw it coming. And the poor little girl still thinks that tables coming after her in the dark. I don’t know where she gets that imagination from.

    Claire Collins

    May 6, 2010 at 3:02 am

  4. My brother-in-law is like that. He has invented 3 serious things, and has had 4 or 5 million dollar ideas, but he usually gives them away. He’s like an evil genius with ADD. Maybe he’ll give me one of those ideas next, I’ll share it with you and CLT and we’ll all become millionaires at the speed of light and penile growth.

    Riddle: Richard Gere’s missing gerbil?

    Scott Oglesby

    May 8, 2010 at 7:13 am

  5. Haha, I’ll just use the same set-up as last week. I would hire a girl from the nail salon to reach in and find out what’s in there…or not.

    Fundamental Jelly

    May 9, 2010 at 10:15 pm

    • Fundamental Jelly, I love this salon girl and after she reaches in we’ll have to get married.

      Ramblin' Rooster

      May 11, 2010 at 3:14 am

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