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Guess it

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For whatever reason, I’ve looked the creature in its mouth.

I’ve seen the cavities that rot the breathe being exhaled in my general direction.

I’ve felt the cold, dead touch; on my inner thigh, along my eye, and in my bellybutton.

No one can rescue the children of humiliation.

Not once has anyone raised a glass to a flag that didn’t wave goodbye.

Forever is an easy promise to break; flawed from the conception from which it was brought forth. Of course I’ll promise forever, it’s not like you could ever hold me to my word.

Play more harmonicas.

Wear more plaid.

Sip more hot beverages.

Smoke more cigarettes and ash in my brandy.

I like your sweaty, smelly, wet and sticky hair on my stomach.

I keep looking down, wandering around, as though I’m actually trying to find something or perhaps remember something…

Was I supposed to write a blog tonight?

Egg On,

Ramblin’ Rooster

-Ramble me Rooster-

The answer to last week’s riddle was, “incorrectly”. No one answered correctly, which only means twice as much winning-explosion next week!

Tonight’s riddle:

Why don’t people spot leopards in Africa?

Submit you’re answer as a comment for the chance to win fabulous make-believe prizes and come back next Sunday for the answer. Good luck!

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