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Thinking Thoughts

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Thoughts are pretty cool, but in the matter of seconds can be very uncool, depending on your brain and training.

Thoughts span a wide range of flavor; from “What’s that smell?” to “What am I going to do with my life?”

Someone once told me that, “Thinking about infidelity is as bad, (or equal to) committing infidelity.” That seems a little much if not totally crazy.

But what I think the “meth-head” meant, was that thoughts can lead down a path to which you may find difficulty returning from.

Much like “granny naked” it’s hard to erase things from your mind once their seed has been planted, (regardless of how many times you hit the bong).

Once you’re cooking a thought, it’s going to be eaten, or at least stink up the kitchen.

It’s easy to become desensitized to insanity if you flirt with it daily. Similarly, the further you let your thoughts wander, the harder it is to come back home.

My thoughts have completely left me and I haven’t seen them since. I drink animal cookies from an empty orange juice carton.

Egg On,

Ramblin’ Rooster

-Ramble me Rooster-

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What’s an eleven-letter word that everyone pronounces incorrectly?

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Written by Ramblin' Rooster

February 15, 2010 at 7:22 pm