That’s No Police Officer

I was wandering around, getting lost at a beautiful office park today.

It didn’t take long until I became very tired. I decided to crawl into the structure box of a curb inlet for a tasty, little nap.

My efforts were quickly thwarted by a very proficient, thorough, and overly bored security guard.

“Hey! What are you doing in there?” he demanded.

“I was attempting a tasty, little nap, but no dice, thanks to you.” I replied.

“Well, get out of there!” he insisted.

Normally I have nothing but love and respect for any and all authority figures.

But the guy… this “security guard” came rolling up in a Toyota Matrix… two door. Give me a break!

I fear and respect a Crown Vic’ and the Caprice, maybe even one of those “undercover sport cop cars”, but a Toyota Matrix? No way. Two door for crying in the night.

So he tased me.

What did I learn? Respect is measured not by the car, but by the voltage.

Egg On,

Ramblin’ Rooster

-Ramble me Rooster-

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Tonight’s riddle:

If the equator is to the south and the north star is in the eastern hemisphere, what direction are you facing?

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