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That’s No Police Officer

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I was wandering around, getting lost at a beautiful office park today.

It didn’t take long until I became very tired. I decided to crawl into the structure box of a curb inlet for a tasty, little nap.

My efforts were quickly thwarted by a very proficient, thorough, and overly bored security guard.

“Hey! What are you doing in there?” he demanded.

“I was attempting a tasty, little nap, but no dice, thanks to you.” I replied.

“Well, get out of there!” he insisted.

Normally I have nothing but love and respect for any and all authority figures.

But the guy… this “security guard” came rolling up in a Toyota Matrix… two door. Give me a break!

I fear and respect a Crown Vic’ and the Caprice, maybe even one of those “undercover sport cop cars”, but a Toyota Matrix? No way. Two door for crying in the night.

So he tased me.

What did I learn? Respect is measured not by the car, but by the voltage.

Egg On,

Ramblin’ Rooster

-Ramble me Rooster-

The answer to last week’s riddle was, “a penguin rolling down the hill”. No correct answers were logged, so of course that means everyone who answered with anything at all wins! What did you win? What do you mean what did you win, you didn’t even answer correctly, what do you want, jeez?!

Tonight’s riddle:

If the equator is to the south and the north star is in the eastern hemisphere, what direction are you facing?

Submit you’re answer as a comment for the chance to win fabulous make-believe prizes and come back next Sunday for the answer. Good luck!

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  1. I apologize profusely Rooster. I always wait till the last minute to comment and my internet was out most of the day yesterday. And my dog ate my riddle answer for last week. Sorry…

    I feel bad for you getting tased when all you wanted was a tasty nap. Those authority figures can be real, (and apparently eco-friendly) dicks. You could have said, “don’t tase me bro,” I heard that works like a charm.

    My riddle answer is either South by Southwest or Northern Lights.

    Scott Oglesby

    March 15, 2010 at 8:40 am

    • Scott Oglesby, no need to apologize. I know “living the life” is a full-time job. I think subconsciously I wanted to get tased. Excellent answers to the riddle.

      Ramblin' Rooster

      March 22, 2010 at 1:56 am


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